Not what I wanted

I think my cats are adorable and sometimes they sit or pose so cute. But when I try to take their picture I never get what I wanted.

I wanted a picture of my boys sitting nicely together...not alien eyes.

Or this:


The paper bag is not trash on the floor, my cats love love love paper bags, there is almost always a cat sitting on or in the bag. Right after this was taken Fred moved over to lay on the bag.

I wanted a cute picture of Obba sitting on one of my quilts. Not quite right, no handsome face.

This also is not what I wanted:


I need to send my cats to obedience school so they will learn how to sit still and pay attention while I'm taking pictures.